Hey, compliments of the season-ish. Trust you had a swell time indoors this holiday because Corona is outside. I knew it wouldn't, but I hoped it would end with 2020. It not only followed us to the New Year, it had the audacity to do New Year, New Me (strain), but we move regardless. The… Continue reading HOLIDAY SEASON/BIGGEST LOSERS OF A TRAFFIC-FREE LAGOS
A crash course on the bicycles with engines.
So there I was, with my formal Monday drip, pushing danfo bus in the middle of the road.
The leg room was even the least of my problems. Two people hanging on the bus meant two armpits open….two armpits that were right under my nose😭😭. And yes, they both smelled bad.... Read the rest of my Lagos traffic horror story here
Most of my posts are about the madness displayed by drivers or conductors or agberos. But honestly, passengers play a big part in what goes on inside and outside the bus and some are even worse than you'd expect. Here they are: 1. The Talkative: these ones will talk from the beginning till the end… Continue reading Types of Passengers in Public Transport
Some things you can’t escape death, taxes, Lagos traffic. We all knew the big ban was just the beginning of a very illogical scheme by the Lagos state government and as expected the wind has blown and the buttocks of the Eyo masquerade has been exposed. If you haven’t already heard, the Lagos state Government… Continue reading ATax on Titan
I hate this country sometimes, genuinely. Too many things are actually wrong but our constant adaptation might be making us oblivious to the facts. You know how most of my posts are about Lagos? Now, I'm going to add a new city in the picture, Sango-Ota in Ogun State. This might be one of my… Continue reading A Tale of Two Cities
Let me even ask, who do you think the daredevils of public transport are? I know you'll probably say okada riders...hmm, or maybe conductors? I am here to tell you that the real daredevils are the people who are not even involved in driving, the AGBEROS (touts). And if you really think about it, you'll… Continue reading Public Transport Daredevils
Lagos is the ghetto. I don’t care where you live. From the island to the mainland to the lowland....it’s all ghetto because I don’t know how you want to enjoy that mansion in Osborne when you spend most of your life in traffic. Can I just say this though some of these face masks are… Continue reading Daytime Nightmare
Hey everyone, happy new year. It feels like a new year, doesn't it? I'm really sorry I haven't written in weeks. I want to blame it on the lockdown (because I obviously couldn't get danfo experience while staying at home) but, I actually had content I wanted to write about but didn't. I should have… Continue reading How to Survive Public Transport in the midst of COVID 19