Some things you can’t escape death, taxes, Lagos traffic. We all knew the big ban was just the beginning of a very illogical scheme by the Lagos state government and as expected the wind has blown and the buttocks of the Eyo masquerade has been exposed. If you haven’t already heard, the Lagos state Government… Continue reading ATax on Titan
Lagos is the ghetto. I don’t care where you live. From the island to the mainland to the lowland....it’s all ghetto because I don’t know how you want to enjoy that mansion in Osborne when you spend most of your life in traffic. Can I just say this though some of these face masks are… Continue reading Daytime Nightmare
Now Quarantine is coming.......where is your Boyfriend
A little bants
Just when we thought life in Lagos couldn't get any crazier our dear Governor decided to try crack. We really didn't expect this to happen .....at least not now. The truth is this is not the first time the Lagos state government has tried to take our dear okadas away ;the difference is that this… Continue reading The Big Ban Theory
As the name implies, I was thoroughly beaten by rain. Soaked to my skin. Getting beaten by rain makes you re-evaluate your life choices. You're coming back from work jeje and the sky just lets loose on your head and you start to think about your mates who have cars or drivers....or money to order… Continue reading Drenched
It's no longer news that I have been separated from my friend and co-owner of the blog because of one smelling clarion call. Nevertheless....every circumstance is an opportunity to write more stories. I spent my whole life in Lagos so coming to Enugu for me was like crossing the wardrobe and stepping into Narnia. The… Continue reading The Beach and The Hill.
Travelling to a new and foreign land can be quite exciting. Many of us have dreams of travelling the world and exploring all its exotic locations. But for now the only place we can go is our village or in the case of my friends and I, our NYSC posting.......BY ROAD!! (Those of you that… Continue reading 5 (and a half) Things I Hate About Road Trips.
A lot of things can destroy your day in this Lagos and nobody is off limits. Even drivers and conductotors sometimes are not the ones doing the madness and the madness cloud shifts to another set of individuals. The traffic officials. Not too long ago I was on a bus from orile to 1st gate.… Continue reading Not too Fast but very Furious
We have five senses .....right? (Don't gimme any of that sixth sense/ third eye bants abeg abeg). Out of all our senses most people would rather lose either their sense of smell or touch if they had to choose that is; obviously nobody jokes with their eyes. The sense of smell is very intresting; sometimes… Continue reading You Get Mouth